Why Trump Should Be President

 

 

 Why Trump should be President

(An interview with Sen. Wm. Bushington)

      We are now in the rotunda of the capital building waiting to interview Senator William F. Bushington who had announced earlier that he has dropped out of the presidential race and have endorsed Donald Trump for the presidency of these United States.  And here he comes now from his office.....

      Senator, senator… earlier you stated that you’ve quit the race and have endorsed Trump for president.  Can you elaborate on that?

      Certainly, certainly.   In this crucial time, in the history of our country,  Mr. Trump is a far, far better choice for this high office than any other man....or woman for that matter.

        Many would disagree with you; even those in his own party.

       They’re gutless.  Those who oppose the nomination of  Donald Trump are a bunch of gutless whimps, afraid of their own shadows.

       May I ask why you are dropping out of the race?

       I’m dropping out of the presidential race is because I don’t have Trump’s amazing energy and courage to lead this country into previous unchartered and dangerous territories.

       I thought you were dropping out because you couldn’t raise more than several hundred dollars for your election campaign, and that there is pending charges against you, by the attorney general, for possible tax evasion.

        Political smears spread out by my many political enemies, typical in an election year.  My tax records have always been transparent, and as for my lack of funds, it was embezzled by a financial manager whom I had trusted and thought was very close.  Instead, he betrayed my trust.

 

       He was your brother.

 

      Say, do you want this interview or don’t you?

       I apologize, senator.  I didn’t mean to bring family into this.  Allow me to retract and continue with your reasons for the support of Mr. Trump, whom you referred to earlier, when you were still in the race, as “a potato head with a red toupee”.

       Did I say that? 

 

       He called you the biggest crook in the history of the senate…and that you were only a tinsy-bit less crooked than Hillary.

       Did he?  I don’t recall.

       You later made a statement that Trump would make a strong president because (your quote) “he would lead this country out of the malaise caused by Obama’s lack of will to stand up to our enemies.”  Could you expand on that?

       Glad to.  Middle East People with Isis terrorist in their midst are causing long lines in our airports and immigration centers, and Obama hasn’t a clue on how to a handle this solution.  Putin, with just a tenth of our military might, is running circles around us, while Iraq is draining us dry with corruption.  The Arabs snubbed the office of the President of these United States, and what does Obama do?  Smile and shook hands with a minion sent by the Saudi King, thus, showing the world how easy it is to humiliate us.  Trump would’ve gotten back into his jet and given the Saudis the finger.  Chinese unfair trade practices causing massive unemployment with our underclass, and we treat those orientals with kid gloves, and there’s our massive national debt that no one seems to be paying attention to… except our next president, Donald Trump. 

       And you believe Mr. Trump has the answer to these problems? 

       I have personally talked to Mr. Trump and he and I have had long discussions, so let me assure the country that he has solutions, common sense solutions that the elitist’s left-wingers are too much head-in-the clouds to use.   Mr. Trump is a business man.  He can cut through these intractable problems, this maze of civil service mentality, of indifference and slough and get the job done. 

       My readers would be truly excited to hear the exact details of Mr. Trump’s solutions to these “intractable problems.”  And if you don’t mind, let me be the devil’s advocate for my readers. 

        I have no objections.  The truth needs no defense. 

       I’m sure we can do without the platitudes.  Let me start with the first “intractable problem: the National Debt.

       Simple.  Print more money.  That, in turn, will cause major inflation.  Then we pay off all our debts to bond holders, mostly foreigners (especially Chinese bankers and investors) with inflated dollars.  Boy, will they be angry.

       But wouldn’t that ruin our own economy?  People will have their savings wiped out, people will need a wheelbarrow of paper money just to buy a loaf of bread. 

       I didn’t say it would be easy.  Besides, too many have too much cash in banks anyway.  This will make them start with a clean slate..…unless, of course, those cowards who bought gold instead of sticking with paper.  Those, we imprison and confiscate the gold for the good of the state. This monetary policy will toughen up the American People.   And every man, woman and child will finally know what it means to be equal.

       Equally poor, you mean.  It will be disastrous for the nation and cause major unemployment for the young people just entering the labor market.

       No, it will channel America’s youth to do service for our country when they wouldn’t have done otherwise.  Too many of our youths are becoming effete.  When they want to reach the top of a mountain, instead of looking for a path, they look for an escalator

       You mean by forcing them to join the arm forces for lack of other employment options, they will toughen up?  Sounds like what happened in Nazi Germany

 

       We will have the mightiest military force in the world.  And all volunteers.

       Senator, in all due respects, Trump’s propose fiscal policy has an Alice in Wonderland quality about it.  Do you really believe…I guess you do.  Now, what does Trump intend to do about National Security, especially those long lines in airports, and what is his solution for the immigration problem?

       You mean with Isis terrorist in their midst of travelers?  For starters, Middle Eastern People’s (MEP's) don’t look like us.  In the airports,  we just single out those MEP’s for baggage checks and further examinations.  Why bother old couples, all classes of whites or other minorities with their families when you know they are not terrorist?  See those long lines?  They are there simply because of “Political Correctness”.  Just stop the ones that look like MEP’s and long lines will varnish.   And, I’m sure the majority of MEP’s will not mind since they know they are not terrorist and are willing to cooperate. 

       As for immigration, Trump will close the borders.  He will shut the ports, monitor the airlines, and build a great wall bordering Mexico.  It will not only protect the jobs of those Mexicans that are already here, but provide even more jobs.  Many Hispanics have contacted Mr. Trump…secretly of course… that they are wholeheartedly in agreement to building that wall.  And speaking of Mr. Trump, let me say that he is not a racist.  The building of that wall will all be done by minorities: same as the staffing of his many hotels and businesses, all labor done by minorities.  And we won’t be bothered by unions or the expenses of unjustified high salaries and benefits for an ordinary, common laborer.   Also, I'm told, that the wall will be named "TRUMP'S WALL".   It will be the EIGHTH WONDER of the modern world.

        Isn’t building such a wall a drain in our national resources…and please don’t suggest that Mexico will pay for it.

       Building that wall isn’t all that expensive, not with minority labor.  We just raise the sales tax 3% and it will more than pay for it.  Mr. Trump was just saying that Mexico will pay for it with a wink-wink.  He was just joking and yanking President Nieto's chain a bit, that’s all. 

         You mean like what Adolf Hitler said to the Reichstag on April the 28, 1939 where he satirically made remarks concerning President Roosevelt’s plead for him not to invade a list of countries?

        Yea, something like that. 

       What about the imbalance of trade with China and the Trans Pacific Partner ship that Trump is totally against? 

       I thought we solve that imbalance of trade.  Didn’t I just mention the printing of more money?  As for the TPP treaty, it will utterly destroy jobs here in America and create jobs in the Far East.  Trump is totally against that. 

       But wouldn’t that force our Far Eastern Allies into the Chinese camp and build a whole lot of resentment toward us for restricting trade?  If my memory serves me, isn't that the very same reason Japan went to war with us in 1941?  Was anything gained by that war other than the atom bomb?

       Listen, American people want jobs.  They need jobs.  It keeps them busy so they don’t have to think.  People, on the whole, don’t like to think.  It’s such a bother.  Donald Trump is the only man capable and willing to sacrifice himself to think for them.  That is a heavy load, a burden that only a rare few can carry.  If it comes to war with the Far East, then so be it.  It will toughen us up if nothing else.  We need to burn forests now and then so that they will be room for new growth.  War is a cleansing thing.  It will certainly get rid of the weak.  And we, as a nation, will be stronger for it.

       Millions will die.

      We’re all terminal.  If not now, then later.  Better to die for a cause. 

       And you are saying this with a straight face?  Never mind....My finale question. What about his stand on the issue of guns?

       Now, I’m going to reveal something he told me in the strictest of confidence.  I know he wouldn’t mind me confiding with you this great revelation since we are so close to election time.  It’s just too good to keep under wraps.

       And what is this great revelation?

      To counter Bernie Sanders' proposal of issuing out free college educations, which I personally feel a non starter, Trump is proposing the issuing of........ free guns.

 

       What?  Free guns?  Guns for everybody?

       Not for everybody.  Just those who thinks they need one.  Of course, people with a mental condition or minorities with attitude will have to pass a panel made up of NRA members.  We can’t have crazies or race agitators running around shooting at random.  Guns will be issued free of charge, based on those who want to defend themselves, without regard to race, religion or class.  If that isn't the epitome of equality, I don't know what is.   Isn’t that fantastic?  For once, everyone in these United States will feel  free and safe again, walking down mean streets and even in dark alleys loaded for bear.  What do you think? 

       I want to thank you, senator Bushington, for this really insightful interview.  I’m sure our readers have a much clearer picture of your candidate, Donald Trump.  As Alexis de Tocqueville once said...the people get the government it deserves.  Tell me, are you planning to run for another term in the Senate?

        It’s a living.