Putin's Plan
A Top Secret
phone conversation between Viadimir Putin and Sergey Lavrov was hacked by
Wikileaks on January 4, 2017 and released on You Tube on July 18, 2017. 1st voice was identified as Sergey
Lavrov, Russia’s
foreign minister. The 2nd
voice was identified as Viadimir Putin, President of the Republic of Russia.
Sergey Lavrov: Good
Evening, President Putin. I hope I’m not
disturbing you. I am just calling to
congratulate you on your victory. We did
well in the U.S.
elections, did we not? We now have
powerful friends in the White House including its leader, that red headed
fellow, uh, what’s his name?
Viadimir Putin: Ha.
Ha. Now, you are being facetious, Sergey.
Of course you know the name of the man with the funny comb over.
SL: I admit I do. I’m
just having a little levity. But you must admit, he does have an odd
name…does not sound very Presidential, a name I would give to my pet
donkey. No matter. What am I to do next? As your foreign minister, I await your
instructions
VP: This victory is
only the beginning, my friend. We must keep
focus on our policy to weaken the United States. Our next step is to strengthen our ties
with…..Ah…Sergey, you have many years in the diplomatic corps, have you
not? You have much experience. If you
were in my position, what would you do next?
Who should we strengthen our ties with?
I value your opinion.
SL: I’m glad you
ask. I have anticipated your concern and
I have given it much thought. If I were
you, I would strengthen ties with China,
Spain, Greece, and Italy, in that order.
VP: Why those
country, and why in that order?
SL: Well, China
is first… because it is huge, and its butt is right next to our cheek. Trump’s
“America First” policy to create more jobs (an illusion of course), and his
negative attitude towards China
will make trading difficult between the two nations. We can take the place of the U.S.
as their largest trading partner. Next
will be Spain,
because it is in turmoil with Basque separatist. We can spread hate and confusion. With our computer manipulation, get our man
elected, and pull Spain
out of the EU. Greece and Italy are ripe with hatred caused
by the large number of refugees pouring across its borders (something we take
credit for). We can easily spread chaos
with fake news and, again, have leaders, favorable to us, elected. These nations are the underbelly of Europe and we can influence them to quit NATO. Then, I am sure, NATO will collapse.
VP: Blessings to the Czar, this sounds like an excellent
plan. Then, what would you do if you
were me?
SL: (excitedly) Then
I…I would extend our influence by putting our resources into the infrastructure
of those countries, open trade, open banks, partner up in all their new
construction, spread some of the work to the Trump Organization, thereby
cementing our friendship with their red headed leader.
VP: I like that metaphor…new construction, cementing
friendships …very good Sergey.
Continue.
SL: Thank you, your
Excellency. With new construction, we
can offer the Trump Organization a slice of every contract, a hand in every
sub-contract; sweeten with interest-free loans provided by our numerous
oligarchs who owe their fortunes to you….
VP: Hmmm…Sergey, if
such dealings were uncovered, wouldn’t Donald stand a chance of being
impeached? We would lose our most
powerful ally in the dismantling of America.
SL: I do not think so.
Almost all of Congress who can proceed with acts of impeachment are spineless,
and are more concern with feathering their own interests than the welfare of
their country. Those with a resemblance
of spine have been fired or removed from office. Besides, deals already uncovered are met with
public apathy because of our constant barrage of fake news and lies
orchestrated by us and Donald’s constant tweeting. The American public has been
overwhelmed with Trump’s bombastic tirades and has become insensitive to the
truth.
VP: Yes, tell a lie long
enough and loud enough and it will be believed.
Who said that?
SL: Joseph Paul
Goebbels, sir.
VP:..Uh, and I always thought it was Adolf Hitler. Live and learn, heh? So, this would be your suggestion, that we
throw our resources into these southern European countries?
SL: Yes, and don’t
forget China,
my president.
VP: Ah, no…we mustn’t
forget them. That country is constantly
on my mind. Now, Sergey, are you
presenting this idea to me because you really think this is the right direction,
or is it that you just want to be the first to kiss my ass by mirroring my
thinking, and hoped you guessed right?
SL:…a little bit of both?
VP: Ah…I see that we
have here an honest man. I like
that. I like you, Sergey. I like you because you think what is obvious
and speak your mind. Sometimes, too much,
like my good friend, Donald. You are
simple, direct, and easy to out maneuver.
SL: You like me because I am like the U.S. President, simple
and direct?
VP: No, my simple friend.
I like you because you are not a threat to me. Now, getting back to your recommendations,
can you guess what countries I would like to develop close ties with?
SL: The Baltic States?
VP: No. Guess again.
SL: England? It’s a long shot, but we could begin
overtures of friendship. We have
before. And then there is South Korea, perhaps Japan?
VP: No, none of the
above. Sergey, do you know why Russia, and also China, has such a war torn history? Before you answer, let me tell you. It is because neighboring countries think they
are stronger and, by right of arms, deserve all the living space we possess…and,
very important, they can reach us by land. And, like China, we have become defensive,
bordering on the paranoia. Look at the United States. It is strong and healthy because they need
not fear their next door neighbors who are either very weak or historically
friendly. Their perceived enemies are oceans away…not next door.
SL: Are you
suggesting we try to make peace with our neighbors?
VP: Of course
not! The enmity, of countries touching
our borders, is too deep, too historic.
No amount of lovey-dovey with bring them around. On the contrary, they would think us weak and
anemic for even suggesting an olive branch.
No, Sergei, you must think out of the box.
SL: What, then, do
you have in mind, great leader? What
countries should we invest in rather than Southern Europe or China?
VP: South
America!
SL: South
America?
VP: We put all our
resources into cultivating South America! Maybe Canada too. Do you see my logic?
SL: Genius! I would never have thought of it. That is why you are our great leader and I am
not. But…if my studies of foreign
history serves me…isn’t there a doctrine that prevent foreign influence? I think it’s referred to as the Monroe
Doctrine?
VP: Good thinking…but
I’m away ahead of you, my friend. I am
aware of such a doctrine but does it apply to business dealings? And if the Americans raise that issue, we
will point out that we are doing exactly what they have done by forming
NATO. Monroe Doctrine or no Monroe
Doctrine, we will pour money into South America…especially Venezuela. Our undermining of the United States of America will start with Venezuela. We will partner with Trump Enterprise and
establish an economical foothold in these countries. We will sow discontentment and hatred toward
the imperialistic nation to the north.
It shouldn’t take much, as they already hate the northern gringos.
SL: Sounds like a
plan.
VP: Not just a plan,
it’s a long term strategy. It will take
time but, before you know it, South America will be one united confederation,
our NATO, one solid block united against the oppressive United States. And we will help our new found friends with
trade in arms, munitions, and experience people in the art of warfare. What do
you think of that Sergey? We may even
turn Canada
against them. Wouldn’t that be nice?
SL: If Trump is
impeached, will that affect your plans?
VP: Not really…The
wheels are already in motion. What Trump
has already done cannot be undone. He
has appointed incompetents that will hold office for a long time. Sergei, we are home free. We will see Russia as the dominant nation in
our lifetime. We will be number one.
SL: But what about China?
VP: What about China? Most of their high officials are more corrupt
than Trump’s and their only interest is money…and we can work with that.
SL: My President, you
are a true patriot.
VP: Aren’t I
though. It is late and I am getting
tired. Tomorrow I am to meet with the
Prime Minister of Canada….in
secret, of course…so, Good Night, Sergei Lavrov.
SL: Good Night, our
most great leader, Viadimir Putin.
Telephone
transmission ceased at 9:33 PM, Moscow
time on January 4th, 2017
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